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Joke of the Day

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."

"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"

"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"

"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"

"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."