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Joke of the Day
"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
Next Joke
"Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional."
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"
"What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands? ""I literally can't even."""
"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"
"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."
"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"
"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"