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Joke of the Day
"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."
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"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
"I didn't know about Reddit in college That's how I graduated"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"
"*Tries to get makeup off* Makeup: I have a boyfriend."
"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""
"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."
"My new toothpaste reminds me of the united states next president I can feel the burn"
"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."
"Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head"