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Joke of the Day

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"

"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."

"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"

"My dad found an Altoid tin in his attic and told me it was worth over $400. He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition."

"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."

"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."

"whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"