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Joke of the Day

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."

"Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, ""You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"""

"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."

"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."

"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"