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Joke of the Day
"In America, the army has read lots of news... In Soviet Russia, the news has lots of Red Army."
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"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
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"They told me I had type A blood... But it was a Type O"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."
"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."
"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"