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Joke of the Day

"I was pulled over by a female officer today When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer? She said ""ugh nothing!"""

"I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."

"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."

"What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile"