179215
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."
Next Joke
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"*bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY ""Don't make any sudden movements"" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no..."
"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"
"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."
"When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, ""Wow, I can't believe it took so long."""
"Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, 'you've got to stop masturbating' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'."
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"
"My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone ""Shh"". It took us a while to realize he'd lost ""it""."
"If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn't make me excited, pull the plug."