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Joke of the Day

"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""

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"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."