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Joke of the Day

"What's the smelliest breed of dog? A poo-dle"

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."

"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."

"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"

"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."

"Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe? Malldova"

"I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house."

"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"