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Joke of the Day
"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""
Next Joke
"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""
"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"
"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."
"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."
"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"