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Joke of the Day
"How can you teach Jamals and Juans? Just toss em banana, they will suck for it"
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"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."
"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."
"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."
"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."