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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."
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"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."
"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."
"I started bleeding out of my ear yesterday.... I think I'm on my HEARiod"
"It's always I before E Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."