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Joke of the Day
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
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"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"I sleep like a baby at night, rarely and with short bursts of crying and pooping, sometimes both"
"Life is just better when you're laughing."
"My girlfriend said we can have sex on days that start wit ""T""... ...Tomorrow."
"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"Why do Americans hate sunlight? Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """
"My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down."