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Joke of the Day
"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
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"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."
"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"
"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."
"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""
"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."
"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."
"When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you're so fat."