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Joke of the Day

"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."

"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."

"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."

"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."

"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"

"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"

"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."

"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"