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Joke of the Day
"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."
Next Joke
"Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?"
"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"
"Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid... I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!"
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life."
"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."
"When is a door not a door?? When it's ajar."
"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"
"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."