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Joke of the Day
"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."
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"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"
"A chicken stood in my way at the grocery store It was the biggest Cock Block of my life"
"Treating women is like how you treat Pokemon found in the Safari Zone If you don't feed them and hit them with rocks with the exact right combination, they run away."
"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""
"What do you call the runs in space? The floats"
"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."
"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."
"This subreddit. ."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"