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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said, ""Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"" I said, ""Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."""

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"I left my iPhone 7 in my car seat When I came back, the car window was broken. Someone had left another iPhone 7 in my car. So not fair!"

"the crow was calling my name thought cah"

"What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people? tattoo master"

"I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating."

"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."

"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."