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Joke of the Day

"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."

"Where do the stankass penguins live? Antfartica"

"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"

"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."

"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"

"So I've been studying up on clams lately I want to take up boxing, and I heard part of training is mussel memory."