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Joke of the Day

"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."

"There was a blackout last night... Don't worry, I got him."

"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."

"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"

"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never begged to have a lentil on my face"