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Joke of the Day
"What I if told you... ... you read the first line wrong?"
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"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."
"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."
"When someone tells me, ""Great question."" I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
"I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together"
"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"
"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."
"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"