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Joke of the Day
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !"
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels."
"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"