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Joke of the Day

"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."

"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."

"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."

"A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day... Whoops wrong sub"

"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"

"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer."

"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"

"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."

"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"