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Joke of the Day

"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey."

"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""

"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."

"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say."

"Hey, Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. #DadJokes"

"A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep."