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Joke of the Day

"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."

"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"

"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""

"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"

"Damn girl, are you a gibson? Cause I would only use you If I would get paid."

"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their masters."

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""

"Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?"