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Joke of the Day
"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."
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"What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children? The satchel charge."
"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."
"What's the best thing about Sweden? I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus."
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."
"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."
"""They're meh."" --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days"
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"