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Joke of the Day

"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"Jesus draws a bath after an exhausting day, gets in ""Damn it, c'mon, not again!"" he says as he sits on top of the water, unable to submerge"

"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."

"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"

"Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."

"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"