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Joke of the Day

"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."

"There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above"

"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."

"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant."

"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."

"why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know..."

"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."

"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"