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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"
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"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."
"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"
"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
"I Was Going To Write A Theater Piece On Puns.... ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words."
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin ""i miss america"" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash"
"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."