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Joke of the Day

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."

"Why was the lesbian mermaid fired from the bakery? She was eating all the muff-fins."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."

"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."

"during my morning commute i like to make the ""roll down your window"" gesture to the car next to me then yell ""DID YOU POOP YET TODAY?"""

"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"