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Joke of the Day

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"

"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."

"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"Mommy told me I should make some friends So I became a necromancer"

"My family is starting to catch on to my ""I died"" excuse."

"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"