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Joke of the Day

"A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!"""

"You've got a buttload of good things coming your way... ...and I'm behind you one hundred percent."

"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"

"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."

"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"

"Minecraft: Story Mode Nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner"

"Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew."

"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."

"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"