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Joke of the Day

"So hypothetically speaking, what do you think is the scariest mask they would let me wear in line at the bank?"

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"

"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"

"My girlfriend hates it when I surprise her when shes sleeping... OK, so she's not my girlfriend yet..."

"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"

"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."

"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"