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Joke of the Day
"HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished"
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"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."
"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"
"But wait..."
"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"
"Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me."
"Whenever I hear an uninteresting 80 year old woman tell an uninteresting story I think, ""Wow, you must have been really hot."""
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."