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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
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"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"Looks like it's time to start pretending Andy Murray isn't Scottish again..."
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."