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"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."
"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"
"One word difference One word can change your day, your feelings, and life. Example: ""This is your captain speaking"" ""This isn't your captain speaking"""
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"
"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
"[on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]"