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Joke of the Day

"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."

"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"

"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."

"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"

"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""

"What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't."

"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."

"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"

"When women go to the restroom together that's so you can make out, right?"