139121

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rare Egyptian King? King Nottocommon"

"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."

"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."

"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"I'm going to get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my dick. I mean, what woman wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?"

"I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing ."