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Joke of the Day
"Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*"
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"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""
"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"
"What do Polar Bears eat for lunch? Ice Bergers."
"Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes"
"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."