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Joke of the Day

"I'll never sleep with a golfer again. The last one kept trying to use a wedge to get the ball in the hole."

"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran."

"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 2 minutes."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."

"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one."