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Joke of the Day

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."

"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."

"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."

"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."

"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."

"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."

"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"

"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."