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Joke of the Day

"Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 2 minutes."

"Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done."

"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big."

"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""

"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."

"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"

"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."