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Joke of the Day

"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"How do dogs like their eggs cooked? Pooched."

"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"

"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"

"Do you know the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch."

"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"

"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."