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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?"
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"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"
"Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny."
"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"