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Joke of the Day

"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"

"I'd be the X-man who was always pointing out the continuity flaws in our storyline"

"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"

"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."

"If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in."

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"

"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."