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Joke of the Day

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"A duck walks into a store and says, ""Give me some fucking Chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Alright, settle down you feathered cunt... How are you going to pay for that?"" ""Oh, just put it on my bill."""

"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."

"How to offend a lot of redditors at once? You're penis"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Rocks think evolution is bullshit."