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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."
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"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."
"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."
"Before the Facebook, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life."
"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."
"""You snooze, you lose."" -competitive insomniacs"
"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."
"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."
"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"
"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."