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Joke of the Day
"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"
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"When you've got a bladder infection... Urine trouble."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"
"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."
"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."
"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."
"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"