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Joke of the Day

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"

"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."

"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."

"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."