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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"
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"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"
"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"
"Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling."
"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."
"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"
"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"
"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."
"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""