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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"Did you hear about the two radio antennae who fell in love and decided to get married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent."

"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."

"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"I just want to rub all over you........ ........with the front end of my car."

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"If you say married people aren't having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers."

"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist? Mexicane."