178935

Joke of the Day

"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."

"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."

"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""

"Just received an email saying: ""Want to see Celine Dion live?"" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"

"WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR."

"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."