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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."
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"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
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"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"