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Joke of the Day

"WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR."

"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"

"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."

"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"

"I need an emoticon that's stabbing another emoticon in the eye with a pen while repeatedly punching it in its little emoticon balls."

"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"

"I had no idea time zones were so far apart...Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently."

"A book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame."

"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."