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Joke of the Day

"WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR."

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"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."
"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""
"Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil... ... Hail seitan!"
"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."
"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with a jar of peanut butter? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"
"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"
"Why are black people so fast? Cause the slow ones are in jail"
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