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Joke of the Day
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"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."
"Bondage devotees trussed each other."
"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"
"I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right."
"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."
"Joke of the year. /r/politics"
"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."