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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."
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"My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :("
"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."
"what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy? i made a grave mistake"
"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"
"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""
"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."
"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."
"I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking."
"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"