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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."

"I'm going to a birthday party in Charlotte tomorrow... Hopefully the looting isn't over because I forgot to buy a present."

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"

"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"

"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"

"With the new Disney-Lucas Films merger... ... is Leia a Disney princess?"

"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"